Simulation

The Long Dark Alpha Review

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A FINE ARGUMENT FOR HUNTING WOLVES INTO EXCTINCTION

There are a lot of games built around the idea of survival in an unhospitable place. Often these also have zombies running around, which never fails to raise the question of why you wouldn’t try to survive anywhere else.

In most of these games, you eventually become something of a god of the wilderness, lugging around a presumably massive backpack full of crafting materials and DIY survival tools. The Long Dark says screw all that and sets out to remind you that you’d be a massive liability in any sort of survival situation.

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Holy Potatoes! A Weapon Shop?! Review

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POTATO PUNS!

Steam’s not always great at judging what it should throw at you. It tries to tailor itself to your preferred genres, but it still has to include free-to-play games and big AAA titles, whether you want to play those or not.

And, of course, sometimes it throws a game at you about a potato manning a smithy.

…What? Seems plausible to us.

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